"If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficent reason
for living." Leo Tolstoy

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The "Dos Equis Guy"

We all hope to be this cool and appealing in our 50's and 60's...lol

Top Facts about this "Guy":
His pheromones are considered more addicting than oxicodone.
Once he suggested a hiding spot for some kid named Waldo...
People find the aroma of his farts appealing.
The movie "The Three Hundred" was stolen from an idea for a movie about him called "The One".
For marksmanship practice he shoot apples, off his own head.
His father calls him daddy.
He doesn't go swimming but he does get his dick wet.
Peanut butter never sticks to the roof of his mouth.
The President calls him in emergencies.

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